An elderly couple were enjoying their 65th anniversary dinner at home in style. The Mrs had made a lovely meal for her husband, and they were just settling in to begin the meal, but she had another item on the menu for appetizers! She ripped off her robe, and had full lingere underneath and was ready to go! Of course, at his advanced age her husband didn’t see so well. He didn’t hear so well either. She realized he needed a nudge, and said ‘ok, to start the meal, we’ll have SUPER SEX!’ Her husband finally smiled understandingly and looked up at her and said loudly  ‘I’LL TAKE THE SOUP!’