This joke was sent by Dad via text as a response to my sister’s message saying that she was going to have to have another surgery. I can’t make this shit up!

Sometimes humor helps. Do you girls remember the joke about the man who picked up a nice looking girl in a classy bar. After a long evening of wining, dining and dancing the night away they ended up in a high class hotel room. The man disrobed quickly, being in an aroused state. The girl was kind of stalling. He asked what was wrong. She replied, well, I am shy because I had a mastectomy. He was a bit taken aback but rallied and encouraged her. She resumed disrobing for a couple of minutes, then stopped again. He said “what now”. She replied despondently.. I also have a prosthetic arm. The guy was really annoyed, but decided to follow through. So she unscrewed the arm and laid it by the bed. The guy reached for her again, and once again she stopped him.” well, I have to tell you one of my legs comes off”. The guy lost it completely and screamed at the girl ” WELL. GODDAMMIT, YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT, JUST UNSCREW THE SON-OF-A-BITCH AND TOSS IT OVER HERE!” Laughter is the best medicine.