• 08 Jan

    Dad Joke 3 – A Pig Like That….

    A family is visting the countryside, and as they drive along a long country road they notice a farm. They pull over and see some farmers hanging out near the pig pen, and to their surprise they see a three legged pig with a prosthetic leg! Touched by the love these farmers had for their pet, the father asked had to know the story! He asked the farmer ‘hello sir! I see your pig has only three legs…. can I ask what happened to the poor pig’s other leg?’

    ‘Well…’ the farmer started ‘you see that pig thar? Spring rains makin mud and sunk my tractor. This pig helped us push it outta the muck!’

    ‘Oh’ said the family. ‘I guess he got his leg stuck then…’

    ‘Naw. ‘ said the farmer flatly. ‘You see…’ he went on ‘Once our house burnt down. Our baby was trapped inside and this pig.. THIS PIG right here ran into the house, and saved the baby!’

    ‘Wow’ the visitor said. ‘What a hero! I guess he burnt his leg in the fire then….’

    ‘Naw.’ the farmer said flatly. ‘the thing is, you see that pig thar. Come wintertime our ol’ pond froze over. We were out skatin’ when the ice broke and my son nearly drowned! This pig jumped in, and pulled my son to safety!’

    ‘Oh my!’ the guests exclaimed! ‘poor pig probably got frost bit and had to lose his leg!’

    ‘Nope.’ said the farmer!

    ‘Well, what happened to his leg then?’

    The farmer replied ‘see… thing is… with a pig THAT special… you don’t eat him all at once!’

     

    By Barbara Byrge Uncategorized
  • 08 Jan
    Happiness Books and Gurus

    Happiness Books and Gurus

    Here are a list of books I enjoyed on my journey to happiness and health. I will continue to add to my list as I read more awesome information. I draw on the ideas in these books for my writing, talks, and life philosophy. They presented me with a new way of thinking, and I love these authors for that! (These are all genuine endorsements, no one paid me to post this content or anything in it).

     

    The Art of Happiness – by the Dahli Llama and Cutler

    By reading this book I learned that happiness is our true state, and we all deserve to be happy.

    The Happiness Advantage – Shawn Achor

    In this book I looked at the scientific data that backs Achor’s claim that you don’t ‘get successful, then get happy’ but its the other way around! Happy people tend to be succcessfull! The exact how is laid out in this book along with strategies for behavior modification.

    Mind Over Medicine – Lissa Rankin

    In this book Dr. Rankin explores the unexplainable miracles she noted and read about while practicing as a western physician.  She explores the placebo effect and thusly suggests the mind effects the body in real and powerful ways.

    There is Nothing Wrong With You: Going Beyond Self Hate – Cheri Huber

    This book is a light read, with large whimsical fonts and just sets you in a good mood. The argument she makes is that you are perfect and wonderful and you must unlearn decades of teaching that tells us otherwise.

     

    In addition to reading the above, I have also followed several gurus on facebook and get a daily mantra from them. Their words are very important to me and represent a constant stream of empowering, uplifting, delightful self love messages that remind me hourly that I’m amazing, grateful and lucky!  Like their social media fan pages and be prepared to life changing positvity delivered to your door!

     

    Zig Ziglar

    Louise Hay

    Tosha Silver

    Martha Beck

    Lissa Rankin

     

     

    By Barbara Byrge Happiness
  • 07 Jan
    Dad Joke #2 Penless

    Dad Joke #2 Penless

    So this proctologist walks into the bank to make a deposit…. he gets to the teller window to endorse his check, and pulls a thermometer from resting behind his ear! He looks at the teller annoyed and says ‘Dammit, some asshole’s got my pen! Again!’

     

    By Barbara Byrge Dad Joke Jokes
  • 06 Jan
    Dad Joke #1

    Dad Joke #1

    An elderly couple were enjoying their 65th anniversary dinner at home in style. The Mrs had made a lovely meal for her husband, and they were just settling in to begin the meal, but she had another item on the menu for appetizers! She ripped off her robe, and had full lingere underneath and was ready to go! Of course, at his advanced age her husband didn’t see so well. He didn’t hear so well either. She realized he needed a nudge, and said ‘ok, to start the meal, we’ll have SUPER SEX!’ Her husband finally smiled understandingly and looked up at her and said loudly  ‘I’LL TAKE THE SOUP!’

     

    By Barbara Byrge Dad Joke Jokes Uncategorized
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