A family is visting the countryside, and as they drive along a long country road they notice a farm. They pull over and see some farmers hanging out near the pig pen, and to their surprise they see a three legged pig with a prosthetic leg! Touched by the love these farmers had for their pet, the father asked had to know the story! He asked the farmer ‘hello sir! I see your pig has only three legs…. can I ask what happened to the poor pig’s other leg?’
‘Well…’ the farmer started ‘you see that pig thar? Spring rains makin mud and sunk my tractor. This pig helped us push it outta the muck!’
‘Oh’ said the family. ‘I guess he got his leg stuck then…’
‘Naw. ‘ said the farmer flatly. ‘You see…’ he went on ‘Once our house burnt down. Our baby was trapped inside and this pig.. THIS PIG right here ran into the house, and saved the baby!’
‘Wow’ the visitor said. ‘What a hero! I guess he burnt his leg in the fire then….’
‘Naw.’ the farmer said flatly. ‘the thing is, you see that pig thar. Come wintertime our ol’ pond froze over. We were out skatin’ when the ice broke and my son nearly drowned! This pig jumped in, and pulled my son to safety!’
‘Oh my!’ the guests exclaimed! ‘poor pig probably got frost bit and had to lose his leg!’
‘Nope.’ said the farmer!
‘Well, what happened to his leg then?’
The farmer replied ‘see… thing is… with a pig THAT special… you don’t eat him all at once!’