Here is a joke Dad sent, just as he typed it out!

JOKE:
      The police found an old man wandering in the park, crying.  They asked him what was wrong. He said “I have a beautiful young wife who does everything for me. She cooks fabulous food, cleans the house,and gives me great sex any time I want it. I live with her in a beautiful mansion and we have millions in the bank.”. The cops said, “for Gods sake why are you crying?” The old man replied” I can’t remember where I live”.