Here is a joke Dad sent, just as he typed it out!
JOKE:
The police found an old man wandering in the park, crying. They asked him what was wrong. He said “I have a beautiful young wife who does everything for me. She cooks fabulous food, cleans the house,and gives me great sex any time I want it. I live with her in a beautiful mansion and we have millions in the bank.”. The cops said, “for Gods sake why are you crying?” The old man replied” I can’t remember where I live”.
So this proctologist walks into the bank to make a deposit…. he gets to the teller window to endorse his check, and pulls a thermometer from resting behind his ear! He looks at the teller annoyed and says ‘Dammit, some asshole’s got my pen! Again!’
An elderly couple were enjoying their 65th anniversary dinner at home in style. The Mrs had made a lovely meal for her husband, and they were just settling in to begin the meal, but she had another item on the menu for appetizers! She ripped off her robe, and had full lingere underneath and was ready to go! Of course, at his advanced age her husband didn’t see so well. He didn’t hear so well either. She realized he needed a nudge, and said ‘ok, to start the meal, we’ll have SUPER SEX!’ Her husband finally smiled understandingly and looked up at her and said loudly ‘I’LL TAKE THE SOUP!’
